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Monthly Archives: February 2011
慌恐中的胡言乱语
一定要在空腹之下喝凉牛奶+咖啡,绝对会有便便奔向菊花涌来。我用此方法近5年从未失手。咖啡清肠,牛奶至多稍温切忌过热。再借助中国人生来对乳糖不吸收的特点,五分钟后就会闹肚子了。对于肠胃冥固者来说,绝B百发百中!便秘不要坐以待毙的傻等,最多两天必须让Y出来!试试便知!信我者,不便秘!! 学生时代没有真正的谈过恋爱,最多是几场暗恋,不失为一项人生空白。所以总在想,若我的孩子在上学时谈恋爱,我不会阻拦。孩子,去爱吧,在如此纯真的年龄,哪怕跌倒了,疼痛了,也不要怕,待到成熟世故时再回首,相信你会微笑多过失意。 新浪开通了语音微博,菲姐发疯了,释道心也唱嗲了,我该来点儿什么呢?真想不出来,灵感如北京的交通一样堵塞着寸步难行。 就算此时地球突然爆炸了,我也完全没有意见,只求明天不要来!没有目标的工作和没有目标的生活,哪个更可怕?哪个更让人崩溃? 没有战衣不可怕,可怕的是不穿战衣依然鲁莽的奔赴战场,那岂不是找死去了?
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