欢乐4号线

 

今早四号线又坏了,三天两头的犯病,真牛逼!它已被我评为史上最牛逼的地铁啦!

地铁司机每到一站都会崩溃的声嘶力竭的狂吼“上不去车的乘客请您等候下次列车!乘客请把包塞进车门内!”

就在关车门的同时,拥挤的车厢里开始传来各式各样的惨叫声,有像杀猪的,有像杀鸡的,有像宰羊的,有像崴了脚的,有像划破手指的,有像割了肚皮的,还有像叫床的,都是人才啊!

我眼观手机报,听着很欢乐!

 

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